Session 1: Sewer Steppin



Bry made dynamic lighting! Different for everyone based on their vision!
I'm a light source!

Sprite: So what kinda great magic does this great dragon have anyway?
Skek: Size magic! Breathe darkness!

Rutana: Why did you guys steal my amulet? What did that do for you anyway?
Skek: Shiny. Great magic like magic things.

Bingus: How did you like the burger? (menacingly)
Skek: Skek likes burger.

Sartori: Does great dragon have a name?
Skek: (Bry: fuck you) Dragon name is Odym.

Rutana and the Sprite are certain they've never heard this name before, or it's never done anything of note.

Teeth:
  1. (set kobold on fire) (Sprite)
  2. (kobox) (Sprite)
  3. (wet kobold) (Sprite)
  4. (Rutana)
  5. (Rutana)
  6. (caltrop kobold) (Sprite)


A kobold yelled hey fuckers come here! The Sprite yelled back in draconic, hey fuck you!! and produced flame straight at the kobold's face, killing it instantly.

Bingus broke a bridge when the Sprite went to retrieve the tooth. Sartorii kindly leapt across the channel, snatched up the Sprite, and leapt back. The party then explored a little burrow full of Kobold sleeping sacks. There were three foot lockers; Sartorii opened one, and a whole wad of centipedes leapt out and bit her for 1 damage! The Sprite opened a second foot locker, and a bunch of angry rats emerged, skittered out of the burrow, and jumped into the water.
Sartorii came to the conclusion that kobolds don't actually leave any goodies around, electing instead to carry their valuables with them, so the party left the burrow.
They continued their search of the sewers, bantering about flaming kobolds, burgers, and weak bridges.

Bingus found a crate! The party converged, debating whether or not to open it. The Sprite produced a Mage Hand, and the party wisely gave the crate some distance.
Lo and beheld, a spear-wielding kobold leapt from the crate the moment it opened! Battle ensues!

Bingus bit a goblin in half, the Sprite roasted a couple, all in all four more teeth were obtained.
Bingus spotted a trail of water leading away on the other side of the channel. Sartorii plucked up the Sprite and jumped across, Bingus practically fell in the water, and Rutana made a perfect pirouette across. Sartorii then set caltrops in front of a small tunnel as the party prepared to move on.

Bingus, Rutana, and the Sprite explored a larger tunnel around the corner from that small tunnel. Rutana and the Sprite saw something glistening on the floor halfway down the tunnel. Bingus shouted that it smelled flammable, so Rutana withdrew, and the Sprite set the fluid aflame, rewarded with the sound of roaring fire and shrieking kobolds. The shrieking kobolds flee into the side tunnel, and straight toward the waiting Sartorii. Four kobolds run straight past bird, three leaping straight over the channel! ...And one of them gets snapped out of the air by a giant alligator. The two who made it across escape, and the remaining kobolds stays put at Sartorii's urging, frozen in fear.
The rest of the party emerges from the tunnel to investigate the commotion just in time to see the alligator sink back into the soup.

Through careful intimidation and bribery, this last kobold informed the party that the great dragon's lair lies through a cave dug at the bottom of the cistern. The kobold then takes its remaining eggs and flees.

Sartorii collects the scattered kobold bodies as bait for the alligators and leads the party to the cistern. Sartorii and Rutana step to the edge of the cistern, peering into the water's depths, when the ledge crumbles beneath their feet! They both leap back safely, but the party is now wary of their footing here.
Careful to skirt the edge of the cistern, Bingus takes one of the kobold bodies and dumps it in the water far from the party. The giant alligator descends on the body, satisfied with its snack. Taking advantage of this, the party all dive into the cistern.

They swim through the cave and up into another tunnel. As they explore further, however, they are greeted by a deep and booming voice welcoming the adventurers into its domain. The party presses on, the voice cajoling them further- then immediately protesting their entry into its sacred grounds.
At the end of this tunnel lay a larger circular room, three kobolds, and a tiny shadow drake on a stool with a megaphone. It boasts its might by vaporizing one of its kobold attendants and attacks!!

The party starts laying into their enemies with earnest, each careful to correct each other when one accidentally calls the drake a dragon.
The drake, however, gets fed up with this indignity. It unleashes its shadow breath attack, vaporizing yet another of its kobold attendants, knocking out a huge chunk of Rutana's health, and damaging both Sartorii and Bingus. As the party reels from this vicious attack, the shadows encroach, snuffing out all light in the room......