Session 0: Burgers and Beginnings
After a long day of burgers, the party found they were all down to their last coins. They decided they needed to find a job, and scouted around town. Rutana's keen ears caught wind of four tasks; a terrorbeast that halved a bunch of lumberjacks, an apothecary in need of herbs, a nobleman wanting some ruins searched for an ancestral heirloom, and the guard captain suffering sewer kobolds.
We took a job to go investigate sewer kobolds. Bingus made a burger, the ladies searched for kobolds, and the sprite crafted an immaculate cardboard box on a stick.
Bingus fucked up pulling the string.
Sartorii jumped onto the Kobold! Aaand missed the grapple.
The sprite Commanded the Kobold, come back! And it came! Bingus disentangled himself from the failed trap and tried to grab the Kobold, but the Kobold slipped right through and continued marching toward the sprite.
Rutana tried to grab it, failed. Tired of this shit, she made a bitchin lasso and tied that bitch right up.
Ensues an interrogation, of sorts. Kobold said there was a black dragon with great magic in the sewer, which was 0 kobolds big. Kobold's name is Skek!
Skek said he would leave, and let the party proceed without issue.
The party, incredibly perceptive, take this opportunity to question Skek further, one question each...